She's a very kinky girl.

Last night in my dreams, I definitely composed a short claymation film called "The Dinosaur Ate My Best Friend."

It was set in a large auditorium where a huge, lifelike model of a tyrannosaurus rex took up the front of the room. A teacher approached it, and it blinked an eye, moved around a little bit, then, kind of gobbled her up.

Slowly, each of the other students, even the janitor were singled out and eaten. The main character was having an awesome time watching everyone get eaten up, but the last person the t-rex eyed up was his best friend. The kid watched in horror as the dinosaur walked toward him, through the aisle, where his best friend was sitting next to him, listening to an ipod -- completely unaware of what was about to happen.

Then, Michelle knocked on my door and woke me up for work.

Oh, and a soon as the dinosaur ate the teacher, Superfreak began playing.